nintendoggystyle: the world’s greatest mystery is what is written on the whiteboard behind myspace tom
plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx: mariamagana215: And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away. Now, 2121 is only 9 years away. I feel old. oh dear. 109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
gosh why did 7th grade me think it was a good idea to like every single facebook page that even slightly applied to me
Remember THIS from your childhood? It looks so... →
me: that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end
howdomermaidsfuck: dietchola: new drinking game: take a shot every time the tumblr app crashes
brinydeep: homophobes think that they’re taking a stand against gay people by not eating oreos but who’s really missing out here