March 2012
Mr. Gold is even more confusing than Snape.
abconceuponatimeconfessions:
Preach, bitch. Preach.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like sugar...
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
computer: EA games
me whispering: challenge everything
what race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
hispanic people: not mexican
asian people: not chinese
bengali people/pakistani people: not indian